Colin, Kurt, and Terri Slowly Dessicate

November 28th, 2009

yoga

Colin Meloy, Kurt Vonnegut, and Mother Theresa do hot yoga.  Kurt feels all the stress leaving his body along with most of his moisture and possibly his soul.  Colin hallucinates that he is rescued by a seafoam green elephant that also dabbles as a Shakespeare scholar.  Mother Theresa contemplates licking the person next to her but then remembers how that turned out last time and instead pretends to be a small shrubbery.