Colin, Kurt, and Terri Trade In Their Wheels
December 6th, 2009
Colin Meloy, Kurt Vonnegut, and Mother Theresa ride a slightly catatonic zebra. Colin pats the zebra’s bum reassuringly every time it thinks about taking a step. Mother Theresa wonders how zebra tastes on a scale of 1 to 10 with baby penguin being a 10. Kurt entertains the hope that the hot girl from the Kwik-e-Mart will see him ride by and be awed.
excellent work, ms. bailey. you just made me come very, very close to snorting tea all over my computer in a silent library.
keep ’em comin’…