Colin, Kurt, and Terri Trade In Their Wheels

December 6th, 2009

zebra

Colin Meloy, Kurt Vonnegut, and Mother Theresa ride a slightly catatonic zebra.  Colin pats the zebra’s bum reassuringly every time it thinks about taking a step.  Mother Theresa wonders how zebra tastes on a scale of 1 to 10 with baby penguin being a 10.  Kurt entertains the hope that the hot girl from the Kwik-e-Mart will see him ride by and be awed.