Colin Meloy, Kurt Vonnegut, and Mother Theresa get trapped in a bathroom stall at their local co-op.  Colin tries to decipher a poem written entirely in chapstick on the stall door, occasionally voicing loud critiques of the rhyming scheme.  Kurt taps out an S.O.S. to the adjoining stall with little success. Mother Theresa makes off-color jokes about ascending the “throne” under her breath but still plenty loud for everyone to hear, or so she hopes.