Colin Meloy, Kurt Vonnegut, and Mother Theresa participate in an iceberg melting contest.  Colin has a long debate with himself about the ethics of being both anti-global warming and pro-slamming the competition.  Kurt recalls a previous encounter with ice that ultimately left him embarassed and hospitalized.  Mother Theresa numbs her fingers and then plays “who’s that touching my arm?” while blinking rapidly to keep her eyeballs from freezing solid.