Colin, Kurt, and Terri Engage in Adult Behavior
March 20th, 2010
Colin Meloy, Kurt Vonnegut, and Mother Theresa contract a veneral disease from Gwen Stefani. Kurt thinks, really, it could be a lot worse. Colin decides Gwen was just being spiteful because she didn’t truly understand the inherent comedic value of recently neutered kittens wearing funny hats, despite numerous examples to the contrary. Meanwhile, Mother Theresa tries, in vain, to recall just exactly who Gwen Stefani is and, more importantly, why she’s not returning her calls.
(with a little help from JDC)
Dear Andrea,
What are Colin Meloy, Kurt Vonnegut and Mother Theresa doing with their bad selves these days?
I SURE DO WISH I KNEW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT! …seriously. it has been one long, hot summer with no comedic refreshment. get on it, ms. bailey. it’s not like you’re doing anything eeellllllssssseeee………
what was that kleinfelter’s comic…i remember feeling male-onset-hysteria when you invented it?
Wasn’t it something like Fallopia Klinefelter?? I can’t for the life of me remember what the context was or why it made me pee my pants (I pretended I hadn’t, but, trust me, I had). You lot still in Portland?
get drunk and draw it! them giraffes begun to scatter from oregon fearing the next cascadia earthquake. ill be here for a peck er two