Colin Meloy, Kurt Vonnegut, and Mother Theresa give away single unmatched mittens.  Kurt saves the more attractive mittens in a box to give out to hot co-eds as an icebreaker when they walk by.  Colin worries they are not serving their target demographic and keeps hopeful watch on tip-toes for any one-armed men.  Mother Theresa shoots scornful looks at any women with more than two children while feeling generally good about finally giving something back.