Colin, Kurt, and Terri Seek Gainful Employment

March 20th, 2010


Colin Meloy, Kurt Vonnegut, and Mother Theresa apply for the same job at Disney.  Mid-interview, Mother Theresa inquires after Walt Disney’s health.  Colin contemplates whether it would be more offensive to portray Mickey Mouse as a recently-beaten red-headed step child or an animalistic Helen Keller while sipping a $17 soda he purchased at the snack bar.  Kurt gets lost somewhere near Space Mountain and is then ejected from the park for urinating on a security camera that looked strikingly like a child’s stroller.