Colin, Kurt, and Terri Seek Gainful Employment
March 20th, 2010
Colin Meloy, Kurt Vonnegut, and Mother Theresa apply for the same job at Disney. Mid-interview, Mother Theresa inquires after Walt Disney’s health. Colin contemplates whether it would be more offensive to portray Mickey Mouse as a recently-beaten red-headed step child or an animalistic Helen Keller while sipping a $17 soda he purchased at the snack bar. Kurt gets lost somewhere near Space Mountain and is then ejected from the park for urinating on a security camera that looked strikingly like a child’s stroller.
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