Colin Meloy, Kurt Vonnegut, and Mother Theresa shop for baby clothes.  Kurt is disappointed to learn that the babies are not included.  Colin questions the salesclerk on the origin of offspring in general and then grills her on the proper names of every baby animal found on a typical American farm, in alphabetical order.  Mother Theresa discreetly slides a teething ring of every available color onto her wrist and pretends they are bracelets when confronted by security.