Colin Meloy, Kurt Vonnegut, and Mother Theresa break into Jurassic Park.  Colin goes throught the break-in checklist fourteen times, only realizing a lack of celebratory sparklers on the thirteenth run-through.  Kurt wonders if he should order the pizza now or later.  Mother Theresa composes a grocery list on the back of her hand while waiting for a group of velociraptors to pace by.