Christmas in October!

November 3rd, 2012

Jessica and I had fake Christmas last Sunday.  We drank hot cocoa and built a Christmas tree out of a branch decorated with a paperclip and a Dum-Dum wrapper.  We exchanged gifts.

Jessica got Superman cologne, World Cup tattoo gum, Arabic orange soda, a Grow-A-Lizard, and mini liquor bottles.

I got Obama gum, weed socks, and a Muslim prayer mat.

We rounded the morning out by watching Home Alone and Elf and listening to our combined (and lengthy) Christmas music collections.